Sunday, August 2, 2009

Dear Uterus, 
I'm sure you probably haven't been made aware yet, so please do not feel offended when I tell you that unfortunately we will not be needing your contracting services this week. Seeing as how my pelvis is just too narrow for the baby's head to fit through, Dr. Davidson will be taking care of birthing Corrinne. (Don't worry, I'll be speaking with Pelvis as well.) So if you wouldn't mind easing up a bit  on the ol' contractions and just relaxing over the next few days, I'll be happy for you to do your thing once she's born so we can both fit back into my old jeans. :) 

Thanks,
Bethany

4 comments:

glolong53 said...

Bethany, you are so funny. That was cute. Hope you are feeling okay, I know this is a week of great anticipation and excitement. I am so excited for you. Do you need some meals brought in? I would be glad to do that for you. Hope to see you next weekend.

Love you, Auntie

glolong53 said...

Excited about this week

Meagan Maynard said...

haha. I feel ya girl!

amanda said...

You are seriously one of the funniest Dunaway's I know!